What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas

I got to Stay at the Palms last night. I went to a party in the
Hardwood Suite. I think the Maddens threw it. When we met Joel he said
he was off to meet his girlfriend. I asked if she was coming back with
her. He said no and I said that's too bad. I'm a huge fan. Oh and the
Secret Machines played at the pool that evening if that explains
anything...